Cherie Blair and the accident

With the doom and gloom of the last few days, thought this might lighten the mood…..

 

Cherie Blair is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.

Cherie, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur: ‘You get out and check – you were driving.

‘The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.

“You were driving; go and tell the farmer, ‘ says Cherie.

Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.

‘My goodness, what happened to you?’ asks Cherie.

The chauffeur replies: ‘ When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me. ‘

‘What on earth did you say?’ asks Cherie. ‘ I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them: ‘ I’m Cherie Blair’s chauffeur and I’ve just killed the cow.

 

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